tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2009-11-08:/jokes-music-& other stuffMokoFeed2009-11-08T02:46:40+01:00tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-12-23:/2006/12/23/a_new_joke~1470335/bronzebilly2006-12-23T02:52:30+01:002006-12-23T02:52:30+01:00 <p> Take your links where ever you go with LINKSHELF.COM </p> <p>The Drunk</p> <p>An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.<br> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.<br> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.<br> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging! his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.<br> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"<br> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost".<img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/12/23/a_new_joke~1470335/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-12-12:/2006/12/12/tribute_to_john_barry_smith_1950_2006_r_~1427754/bronzebilly2006-12-12T02:16:06+01:002006-12-12T02:26:18+01:00 <p><em>my workmate "Smiffy"s father John Smith (ex-M.F.I.) recently passed away.<br>his grandson Daniel Smith wrote this moving eulogy to his "Bampy" and has allowed me to share it with you:-</p> <p>A tribute to our Bampy,<br>Years may go by<br>And although we may cry<br>We shall never forget<br>Forever in our hearts you're set<br>Bamp we love you dearly,<br>Though we may not see you clearly<br>You're in our hearts,our souls,our minds<br>Not a single thought is left behind<br>For this is not goodbye<br>Nowhere near the end<br>We shall see you soon<br>Our Bamp our friend,<br>We bid you farewell and forever goodnight<br>You no longer had the will to fight,<br>We loved you in life and in death evermore,<br>Spread your wings Bamp,<br>        Fly....<br>       Soar...!</p> <p>     by Daniel Smith</em> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/12/12/tribute_to_john_barry_smith_1950_2006_r_~1427754/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-12-04:/2006/12/04/never_lick_an_envelope~1399059/bronzebilly2006-12-04T01:32:22+01:002006-12-04T01:32:22+01:00 <p>Never Lick an Envelope!</p> <p>A woman was working in a post office in California.</p> <p> One day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of</p> <p>Using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue.</p> <p>A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She</p> <p>went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not</p> <p>sore</p> <p>or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell</p> <p>more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat.</p> <p>She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor</p> <p>took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for</p> <p>minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach</p> <p>crawled out!!!!</p> <p> There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was</p> <p> able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...</p> <p> This is a true story reported on CNN</p> <p> Andy Hume wrote:</p> <p> Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe</p> <p> the....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I</p> <p> haven't licked an envelope for years!"</p> <p> I used to work for a print shop(32 years ago) and we were told</p> <p> NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go</p> <p> into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and</p> <p>saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of</p> <p>boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes.</p> <p>fact or fiction???<img src="/img/smilies/icon_confused.gif" alt=":-/" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/12/04/never_lick_an_envelope~1399059/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-26:/2006/11/26/new_town_hall_and_art_exhibition~1369565/bronzebilly2006-11-26T03:16:52+01:002006-11-26T03:27:51+01:00 <p>here's a few snaps of the opening of Barry's new town hall and town square--and Vale artist's exhibition where Deanchristopher is showing<br> <blockquote> <blockquote><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/deanchristopher/"><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/deanchristopher/">http://www.blog.co.uk/user/deanchristopher/</a></a></blockquote> </blockquote>  <br> <blockquote>  <a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986099"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/099/986099_8f2110af16_s.jpg" alt="town hall" title="town hall" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="171" height="180"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986100"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/100/986100_b32a87df69_s.jpg" alt="town hall lights" title="town hall lights" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" height="180"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986101"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/101/986101_d1a7cd68f0_s.jpg" alt="brass band" title="brass band" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" height="180"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986102"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/102/986102_f43085afdf_s.jpg" alt="king square" title="king square" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" height="180"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986103"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/103/986103_f2bbcaee1b_s.jpg" alt="deanchristopher paintings" title="deanchristopher paintings" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" height="149"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986104"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/104/986104_975d3e6f10_s.jpg" alt="deanchristophers sis and niece" title="deanchristophers sis and niece" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="152" height="180"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=986105"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/105/986105_303b8fe2f0_s.jpg" alt="deanchristopher art" title="deanchristopher art" hspace="5" vspace="5" width="240" height="180"></a></p></blockquote> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/26/new_town_hall_and_art_exhibition~1369565/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-24:/2006/11/24/check_out_my_latest_film~1362994/bronzebilly2006-11-24T01:50:24+01:002006-11-24T01:50:24+01:00 <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/24/check_out_my_latest_film~1362994/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-19:/2006/11/20/aminus_3_portfolio~1348258/bronzebilly2006-11-20T00:23:50+01:002006-11-20T00:28:43+01:00 <p>check out my portfolio there's not many photos on there yet but it's growing at one photo per day--that's all you're allowed <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"><br><a href="http://bronzebilly.aminus3.com/portfolio/"><a href="http://bronzebilly.aminus3.com/portfolio/">http://bronzebilly.aminus3.com/portfolio/</a></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/20/aminus_3_portfolio~1348258/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-13:/2006/11/14/new_deanchristopher_art_video~1327535/bronzebilly2006-11-14T00:55:45+01:002006-11-14T02:08:26+01:00 <p><em>styled by Eddie Silva--(a.k.a.bronzebilly)<img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"></em> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/14/new_deanchristopher_art_video~1327535/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-11:/2006/11/11/jesus_video_don_t_take_offence_it_s_only~1317775/bronzebilly2006-11-11T01:29:08+01:002006-11-11T01:29:08+01:00 <br> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/11/jesus_video_don_t_take_offence_it_s_only~1317775/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-10:/2006/11/11/guitars_and_cats_todays_theme~1317712/bronzebilly2006-11-11T00:55:08+01:002006-11-14T02:07:19+01:00 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=949781"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/781/949781_12e453864f_s.jpg" alt="guitar field" title="guitar field" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/11/guitars_and_cats_todays_theme~1317712/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-10:/2006/11/11/some_grandkids_arty_type_snaps~1317690/bronzebilly2006-11-11T00:44:01+01:002006-11-11T00:44:01+01:00 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=949748"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/748/949748_c50f1cb0a4_s.jpg" alt="pop art" title="pop art" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=949749"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/749/949749_83de844ff9_s.jpg" alt="sam pic" title="sam pic" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/srv/media/media_item.php?item_ID=949750"><img src="http://data2.blog.de/media/750/949750_35e240ce3e_s.jpg" alt="taylor pic" title="taylor pic" vspace="5" hspace="5"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/11/some_grandkids_arty_type_snaps~1317690/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-11-08:/2006/11/08/check_this_kid_out~1307389/bronzebilly2006-11-08T01:06:15+01:002006-11-08T01:06:15+01:00 <br> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/11/08/check_this_kid_out~1307389/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-10-28:/2006/10/28/another_new_joke~1269471/bronzebilly2006-10-28T01:22:46+02:002006-10-28T01:22:46+02:00 <p>A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.<br> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared th e daylights out of me."<br> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.<br> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."<img src="/img/smilies/icon_eek.gif" alt="8|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/10/28/another_new_joke~1269471/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-10-18:/2006/10/18/billysmoothy_a_new_tune_by_bronzebilly~1237009/bronzebilly2006-10-18T23:08:38+02:002006-10-18T23:08:38+02:00 <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"><img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/10/18/billysmoothy_a_new_tune_by_bronzebilly~1237009/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-10-11:/2006/10/11/eddie_s_eddies_kama_sutra_the_remix_by_e~1208233/bronzebilly2006-10-11T01:57:52+02:002006-10-11T02:01:11+02:00 <img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0">filmed on location in Wales no expense spared<img src="/img/smilies/icon_cool.gif" alt="B)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/10/11/eddie_s_eddies_kama_sutra_the_remix_by_e~1208233/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:bronzebilly.blog.co.uk,2006-09-30:/2006/09/30/joke~1176106/bronzebilly2006-09-30T23:22:09+02:002006-10-07T01:36:46+02:00 <p>A nun was having a bath one morning,when there was a knock on the door<br> "who is it" she asked nervously<br> "the blind man" was the reply<br> her towel was out of reach but she thought he couldn't see her anyway<br> so she opened the door<br> in he walked with a blind under his arm<br> "nice tits "he said "where do you want me to hang the blind love?"<img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://bronzebilly.blog.co.uk/2006/09/30/joke~1176106/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>